To all of you straight-laced, uptight motherfuckers out there I've got a small piece of advice for you. Drink heavily and smoke a shitload of weed. Don't fool yourself by thinking that you're a good person if you abstain from such activities. You know that you'd be having a helluva a lot more fun doing that than actually conforming to the bullshit community standards that every corrupt local government in the world tries to make us adhere to. Let loose, have some fun, and relax! Pass the...